Funny Texts

I don't know about you but with me & My friends it's a contest of sorts to find the funniest texts to send each other. some of the latest have been a bit to dirty to post here but I will share the cleaner ones so to speak.

A young lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the
pharmacist for a bit of arsenic.

The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what do you want to do with arsenic?"

The lady says "To treat (off) my husband."

"I can't sell you any for that reason," says the pharmacist.

The lady then reaches into her purse and shows the pharmacists photo of his wife having sex with the woman's husband.
He looks at the photo and says, "Oh, pardon me, I didn't realize you had a prescription!!!"

bad romance by lady gaga

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute
Bawhaha hahah

Silly Boy-Lady Gaga

My blood type is B Negative

See it's not my fault... I was born to be a pessimist grr

Can't Get It Outta My Head- ELO

You should always follow your dreams,

....except for that one where you're naked at work

SMACK DAT-Akon

It's not who you know....

It's who you know

& how you use them =)

OH SNAP!-Fregie

Gun Control:

Please by all means

........use both hands!!

Boom Boom Pow -Black Eyed Peas

The next time you feel the need to BURN the American flag..

Do me a favor WRAP URSELF in it first hunny!!!!

Proud to be an American -Lee Greenwood

If at first you don't succeed...

SEND & SEND AGAIN!! baw hah hah

The best cure for bad manners......

FAST REFLEXES
You know yo mama knows!

What goes around- Justin Timberlake

The problem with all the sex in the movies....

There's not enough room in the seats

& I usually spill my soda

Lets Get it on-